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The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
The Secret Menu Model
Built for you. Please allow 6-8 weeks.

The Secret Menu Model

$1,145.00
  • 5'2
  • 5'4
  • 5'6
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The Secret Menu is as much fun as you're likely to have on a surfboard.  It packs a lot of volume, so it can be ridden very short, but the wide tail is fantastic for speed-generating, even in smaller surf. 

Because of the added foam under your chest, it catches waves early and often.  Think of it as the longboarder's favorite small-board. 

 

RECOMMENDED BETWEEN:

  • 5'0 and 5’6 long

DIMS + VOLUMES:

  • 5’0” 20 by 2. ‪7/16 | 28.9L
  • 5’2” 20 1/8 by 2 1/2 | 30.1L
  • 5’4” ‪20-3/8 by 2 ‪9/16 | 32.0L‬
  • 5’6” ‪20-1/4 by 2.49 | 34.6L‬

**Please allow 6-8 weeks for all built-to-order surfboards**

Looking for the R-Series version of the Secret Menu model? This wide-tailed quad is also available in our rugged, recyclable R-Series construction.

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K
09/29/2023
Kevin
United States

The most fun you'll have on board

Simply the most fun I've ever had on a surfboard. This thing goes; and with a little bit of size on the wave, it flies down the line. Even at 5'2, it's wave-catching machine and does well for its size in soft conditions. It's seen clean head-high days and little two-foot afternoon slop and is plenty capable in both. It certainly lives up to the 'early and often' ethos as people can't believe 'that little thing' catches waves so effortless. And the quality of the build is outstanding. I've had mine for 8+ years and it's still as magical today as the first time I took it out to the water. Certainly recommend!

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09/25/2023
Philip G.
United States

Loved it so much I got two of them.

This board makes me feel like what Andy Neiblas looks like on the wave. While I still don’t look the part, this board packs a punch! The ease of paddling, the glide, and the maneuverability makes this board my go-to. I’ve upped my wave count, I’m progressing in my ability, and I’m having a blast in the most regular conditions! Got an R-Series as well for when I’m out of wax or forced to surf shore-pound. Highly recommend both constructions. Cheers!

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09/09/2022
Nicholas
United States

Great board, great customer experience

I have only good things to say about this board. It's super fun in waves of all shapes and sizes. The Almond team is so knowledgeable and patient, which made for a great customer experience when I was buying the board. I can also tell that the board is made to last- looking forward to surfing this one for a very long time!

ES
01/22/2020
Ethan S.
United States

Fantastic

Love this board. From the moment I caught my first wave at Oceanside Pier I just knew this shape was unique. Incredible paddle capability and awesome for speed & turns.

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T
01/13/2019
Todd

Buy this board

So after riding the secret menu for a while I think it's safe to say that everyone should have this board. I have surfed it in many conditions this board will handle anything from 2 foot to overhead waves. I live on a small island in Texas and we don't get much surf and the secret menu is the perfect board.

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